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They Tend To Come Out A Colour Called 'pants Left In Wash'

You Have The American Dream! The Dream Is To Be Born In A Gutter And Grow Up, And Then Get All The Money In The World And Stick It In Your Ears And Go Thbbbbbt.

How To Survive Boarding School. Do Not Express Emotion, Do Not Feel Emotion, Do Not Have Emotion. If Someone Hits You, Hit Them Back, If Someone Argues With You, Argue Back, Never Give In An Inch, Never Look Vulnerable And You Will Survive.

If You're A Performer, People Tend To Be Quite Positive About You Or They Have No Opinion.

My Dad Said, "as Long As You're Happy." I Used To Think It Was Kind Of A Very Simple Idea Or Philosophy Because He Wasn't Religious. But You've Got To Try And Be Happy. And If You're Not Happy, You Can't Help Anyone Else. So Obviously, Some Crazy People Could Go To Places, But I Just Think You Need To Be Content Within Yourself, So That's The Thing.