Little Girls, Like Butterflies, Need No Excuse.

The Meek Shall Inherit The Earth - A 6 Foot Plot Above Them.

A Fool Cannot Be Protected From His Folly. If You Attempt To Do So, You Will Not Only Arouse His Animosity But Also You Will Be Attempting To Deprive Him Of Whatever Benefit He Is Capable Of Deriving From Experience. Never Attempt To Teach A Pig To Sing; It Wastes Your Time And Annoys The Pig.

Faith Is Intellectual Laziness.

A Family Reunion Is An Effective Form Of Birth Control.

Please Don't Invent A Debt That Does Not Exist, Or Next You Will Be Trying To Feel Gratitude - And That Is The Treacherous First Step Toward Complete Moral Degradation.