Literature Is An Occupation In Which You

Somewhere In The Shadow Cast By Every Famous Man Is A Feminine Victim.

There Is Nothing Like Literature: I Lose A Cow, I Write About Her Death, And My Writing Pays Me Enough To Buy Another Cow.

Only In This World Do We Laugh: In Hell, It Won't Be Possible; And In Heaven, It Won't Be Proper.

Love Is Like An Hourglass, With The Heart Filling Up As The Brain Empties.

To Succeed You Must Add Water To Your Wine, Until There Is No More Wine.