Listen, Strange Women Lyin' In Ponds Distributin'

Tis But A Scratch!" "a Scratch? Your Arm's Off!" "no It Isn't." "then What's That?" "oh Come On, Pansy!

Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition.

I Think That All Good, Right Thinking People In This Country Are Sick And Tired Of Being Told That All Good, Right Thinking People In This Country Are Fed Up With Being Told That All Good, Right Thinking People In This Country Are Fed Up With Being Sick And Tired. I'm Certainly Not, And I'm Sick And Tired Of Being Told That I Am.

No One Expects The Spanish Inquisition! Our Chief Weapon Is Surprise, Fear And Surprise; Two Chief Weapons, Fear, Surprise, And Ruthless Efficiency! Er, Among Our Chief Weapons Are: Fear, Surprise, Ruthless Efficiency, And Near Fanatical Devotion To The Pope! Um, I'll Come In Again.

In 1945, Peace Broke Out. It Was The End Of The Joke. Joke Warfare Was Banned At A Special Session Of The Geneva Convention, And In 1950 The Last Remaining Copy Of The Joke Was Laid To Rest Here In The Berkshire Countryside, Never To Be Told Again.