Liquor Is Not A Necessity. It Is

A Man Who Is Careful With His Palate Is Not Likely To Be Careless With His Paragraphs.

The Only Reason For Being Young Is To Outgrow It.

I Found Nothing Really Wrong With This Autobiography Except Poor Choice Of Subject.

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A Sense Of Humor Is The Ability To Understand A Joke-and That The Joke Is Oneself.