Like Pleasure, Beauty Should Be Savored And

And, As Stevie Rae Would Have Said, Kalona Was As Wrong As Manboobs.

If I Can't Have My Own Mate And My Own Children, Then I Can At Least Have My Own Kingdom.

She's Easy To Lead Around, A Shiny Present Here, A Pretty Compliment There, And You Have True Love And A Popped Cherry Sacrificed To The God Of Deception And Hormones. Young Girls Are So Ridiculous--so Predictably Easy.

Then, With An Enormous Rush Of Meadow-filled Wind, The Green Candle Went Out, And My Best Friend Died.

Choose Battles That You Can Win Without Losing Your Heart And Your Soul.