Like Fingerprints, All Marriages Are Different.

I Fought Linotype And Montype For Some Time Because It Would Not Justify As Well As Handset Could Be Made To Do; But At Last, As Always Happens, The Machine Outdid The Hand, And Got All The Best Types On It.

I Am The Most Spontaneous Speaker In The World Because Every Word, Every Gesture, And Every Retort Has Been Carefully Rehearsed.

I Am A Christian. That Obliges Me To Be A Communist.

My Only Policy Is To Profess Evil And Do Good.

Happy Is The Man Who Can Make A Living By His Hobby