Life's Full Of Tricky Snakes And Ladders.

War, I Thought, Was The Most Negative Aspect Of Male Heterosexuality. If More Men Were Homosexual, There Would Be No Wars, Because Homosexual Men Would Never Kill Other Men, Whereas Heterosexual Men Love Killing Other Men.

America Is Not The World.

That's Why I Do This Music Business Thing, It's Communication With People Without Having The Extreme Inconvenience Of Actually Phoning Anybody Up.

I Lie A Lot - It's Really Useful.

I Used To Dream, And I Used To Vow; I Wouldn't Dream Of It Now.