Life's Full Of Tricky Snakes And Ladders.

This World, I Am Afraid, Is Designed For Crashing Bores.

I Think I Must Be, Absolutely, A Total Sex Object. In Every Sense Of The Word.

You Made Me Feel Less Alone; You Made Me Feel Not Quite So Deformed, Uninformed And Hunchbacked.

The Rhino Is Now More Or Less Extinct, And It's Not Because Of Global Warming Or Shrinking Habitats. It's Because Of Beyonce's Handbags.

Lots Of People Make The Stage And It Can Seem Very Violent And Over The Top, But It's Not Really. It's Always A Kind Of Gentle Ballet.