Life Would Be Tolerable But For Its

It Is Impossible For An Englishman To Open His Mouth Without Making Some Other Englishman Hate Or Despise Him.

A Cigarette Is A Pinch Of Tobacco Rolled In Paper With Fire At One End And A Fool At The Other.

Reason Enslaves All Whose Minds Are Not Strong Enough To Master Her.

Youth Is A Wonderful Thing. What A Crime To Waste It On Children.

There Is A Disease To Which Plays As Well As Men Become Liable With Advancing Years. In Men It Is Called Doting, In Plays Dating.the More Topical The Play The More It Dates.