Life Without Music Is Meaningless, Music Without

Wine Snobbery, Of Course, Is Part Showmanship, Part Sophistication, Part Knowledge, And Part Bluff

To Be A Success As A Broadway Composer, You Must Be Jewish Or Gay. I'm Both.

In The Olden Days, Everybody Sang. You Were Expected To Sing As Well As Talk. It Was A Mark Of The Cultured Man To Sing.

I Have Two Answers To Everything And One Answer To Nothing.

I Hate You, Richard Wagner . . . But I Hate You On My Knees.