Life Was Like A Box Of Chocolates.

There's This Misconception That The Navy Is This Cruise Ship, And You Get To Go Out And Sail Around, And Every Now And Then, You Have To Swab The Deck. But, No, It Is A Very Impressive Group Of Young People That Live At Sea, In This Place That's Very Uncomfortable. They Exude A Pride That Is Well-deserved.

Help And You Will Abolish Apathy-the Void That Is So Quickly Filled By Ignorance And Evil.

My Doctor Said, 'if You Can Weigh What You Weighed In High School, You'll Essentially Be Healthy And Not Have Type 2 Diabetes.' Well, I'm Gonna Have Type 2 Diabetes, Because There Is No Way I Can Weigh As Much As I Did In High School.

My Work Is Really A Blast. When It Stops Being A Blast, Then It Ain't No Fun No More!

All The Kids Are Gone. It's The Greatest Thing That Has Ever Happened To Mr. And Mrs. Tom Hanks. I'll Tell You That Right Now. Second Greatest After Having The Kids In The First Place. When They Go, Holy Smoke, It's Like You're Dating Again. It's Fantastic. Also, We Were Doing An Awful Lot Of Work.