Life Salutes U When U Make Others

My Pain May Be The Reason For Somebody's Laugh. But My Laugh Must Never Be The Reason For Somebody's Pain.

In This Desperate Way, I Started Many A Comedy.

A Tramp, A Gentleman, A Poet, A Dreamer, A Lonely Fellow, Always Hopeful Of Romance And Adventure.

Life Is A Beautiful, Magnificent Thing, Even To A Jellyfish... The Trouble Is You Won't Fight. You've Given In, Continually Dwelling On Sickness And Death. But There's Something Just As Inevitable As Death, And That's Life. Life, Life, Life. Think Of All The Power That's In The Universe, Moving The Earth, Growing The Trees. That's The Same Power Within You If You Only Have Courage And The Will To Use It.

That Is Why, No Matter How Desperate The Predicament Is, I Am Always Very Much In Earnest About Clutching My Cane, Straightening My Derby Hat And Fixing My Tie, Even Though I Have Just Landed On My Head.