Life Is Very Hard, Isn't It? It

My, I Like Judy Holliday! She Looks Like A Monet Model. And She's So - So Defenseless. I Like Defenseless People. They're The Best.

Wouldn't It Be Great If People Could Get To Live Suddenly As Often As They Die Suddenly?

If You're Given A Choice Between Money And Sex Appeal, Take The Money. As You Get Older, The Money Will Become Your Sex Appeal.

A Boy Sows A Wild Oat Or Two, The World Winks. A Girl Does The Same -- Scandal.

It Is The Ordinary Woman Who Knows Something About Love; The Gorgeous Ones Are Too Busy Being Gorgeous.