Life Is Tough, And It's Really Tough

She Has A Laugh So Hearty It Knocks The Whipped Cream Off An Order Of Strawberry Shortcake On A Table Fifty Feet Away.

If I Have All The Tears That Are Shed On Broadway By Guys In Love, I Will Have Enough Salt Water To Start An Opposition Ocean To The Atlantic And Pacific, With Enough Left Over To Run The Great Salt Lake Out Of Business. But I Wish To Say I Never Shed Any Of These Tears Personally, Because I Am Never In Love, And Furthermore, Barring A Bad Break, I Never Expect To Be In Love, For The Way I Look At It Love Is Strictly The Old Phedinkus, And I Tell The Little Guy As Much.

You Can Keep The Things Of Bronze And Stone And Give Me One Man To Remember Me Just Once A Year.

A Free-loader Is A Confirmed Guest. He Is The Man Who Is Always Willing To Come To Dinner.

Growing Up In That Fashion Is A Breeding Ground For Insecurity And Doubt; It Also Leaves You Questioning Motives. It Took Me A Long Time To See The World As I Want It Without Constantly Looking For Approval. I Still Fall, But I'm Better Suited For Survival.