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I Don't Have Interns. I Don't Have A Manager. I Don't Have Assistants. I Don't Have A Secretary. I Can't Figure Out Outlook Express. I'm The Worst Person In The World Answering E-mails, And My Phone Is Probably The Oldest, Most Battered Phone You Can Find. So I Just Talk To People.

I'm Trying To Be As Green As I Can. As An Airline Pilot, I Have A Carbon Footprint That's A Size 10, So It's Pretty Hard.

Major Labels Blow All Their Money Massively And Blame It On The Band.

The More Guitars We Have Onstage The Better, As I'm Concerned.

In My Naïvety, I Thought People Who Were In Rock 'n' Roll Bands Were Great Artists, And It Was A Huge Shock To The System To Realise That They Weren't, That They Didn't Even Aspire To Be, Really. Some Of Them Did, Maybe, But Some Of Them, Like Samson, Were Very Frightened Of The Idea.