Life Is Too Short To Be Living

I Guess You Could Say, I'm Just A Typical Methodist Kid At Heart.

People Project Their Own Dreams, Fantasies, And Prejudices Onto My Life. So People Are Either Fans, Or Jealous, Or Disagree. Everybody Marches To A Different Drummer.

Beauty Is Everywhere - On The Campus, In The Office, Living Next Door... Nice Girls Like Sex Too - It's A Natural Part Of Life. Don't Be Ashamed Of It.

Over The Course Of My Life I've Had More Than My Fair Share Of Romantic Relationships With Wonderful Women, Many Moved On To Live Happy, Healthy, And Productive Lives, And I'm Pleased To Say Remain Dear Friends Today. Sadly, There Are A Few Who Have Chosen To Rewrite History In An Attempt To Stay In The Spotlight. I Guess, As The Old Saying Goes: You Can't Win 'em All!

My Best Pick-up Line Is "my Name Is Hugh Hefner."