Life Is Short, Death Is Forever

It's Not Love Or Anything, But I Think I Like You, Too.

When You Go Out With A Drunk, You’ll Notice How A Drunk Fills Your Glass So He Can Empty His Own. As Long As You’re Drinking, Drinking Is Okay. Two’s Company. Drinking Is Fun. If There’s A Bottle, Even If Your Glass Isn’t Empty, A Drunk, He’ll Pour A Little In Your Glass Before He Fills His Own. This Only Looks Like Generosity.

The Whole World Is A Disaster Waiting To Happen.

To Hell With Housework, Our Top Priority Has Always Been Between Our Legs.

This Is Less Teaching Than Damage Control. You May As Well Paint A House That’s On Fire.