Life Is Not An Exact Science, It

Christ: I Dislike Him Very Much. Still, I Can Stand Him. What I Cannot Stand Is The Wretched Band Of People Whose Profession Is To Hoodwink Us About Him.

Man Is The Only Animal That Laughs And Has A State Legislature.

My Main Wish Is To Get My Books Into Other People's Rooms, And To Keep Other People's Books Out Of Mine.

The Advantage Of Doing One's Praising For Oneself Is That One Can Lay It On So Thick And Exactly In The Right Places.

Theist And Atheist: The Fight Between Them Is As To Whether God Shall Be Called God Or Shall Have Some Other Name.