Life Is Not An Exact Science, It

A Man's Friendships Are, Like His Will, Invalidated By Marriage - But They Are Also No Less Invalidated By The Marriage Of His Friends.

We All Like To Forgive, And Love Best Not Those Who Offend Us Least, Nor Who Have Done Most For Us, But Those Who Make It Most Easy For Us To Forgive Them.

If The Headache Would Only Precede The Intoxication, Alcoholism Would Be A Virtue.

Lying Has A Kind Of Respect And Reverence With It. We Pay A Person The Compliment Of Acknowledging His Superiority Whenever We Lie To Him.

Fear Is Static That Prevents Me From Hearing Myself.