Life Is Not A Theme Park, And

Addiction Is A Serious Desease; It Will End With Jail, Mental Institutions Or Death.

And I Don't Think We Should Be Continuing To Propagate The Idea That Famous People Are Magical Or Special Because It Makes People Feel Like Their Lives Ain't No Good.

On Respect For The Queen: When I Lick A Stamp I Always Do It With My Eyes Closed.

When You're Married, It's One Person. That's One More Than A Monk. It's Not That Different.

Democracy Is A Gleaming Excalibur - Let's Not Use It Just To Mend The Toaster.