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The President's Dead, No One Can Find His Head, Its Been Missing For Two Weeks. But No One Seemed To Notice It.

I'm Still Not Sure I Didn't Die

First Thing You Learnis That You'vealways Got To Wait

The Heart Says What Only The Heart Knows.

Herpes, Aids, The Middle East At Full Throttle. Better Check That Sausage Before You Put It In The Waffle.