Life Is Just One Damned Thing After

Two-thirds Of All Preachers, Doctors And Lawyers Are Hanging On To The Coat Tails Of Progress, Shouting, Whoa! While A Good Many Of The Rest Are Busy Strewing Banana Peels Along The Line Of March.

Orthodoxy Is A Corpse That Doesn't Know It's Dead.

I Believe That The Best Way To Prepare For A Future Life Is To Be Kind, Live One Day At A Time, And Do The Work You Can Do Best, Doing It As Well As You Can.

A Man Who Marries A Woman To Educate Her Falls Victim To The Same Fallacy As The Woman Who Marries A Man To Reform Him.

Righteous Indignation: Your Own Wrath As Opposed To The Shocking Bad Temper Of Others