Life Is Filled With Trapdoors.

But To Me, The Most Important Page In My Daughter's Book Is The Last One - Because It's Blank. It Says, "your Hero's Photo Here," And, "your Hero's Story Here."

Tell Your Story. That's The Secret Of Immortality. The One True Way To Live Forever.

Every Life Has Forks In The Road. And Sometimes, The Tines Of That Fork Stab Deep.

Here's What I Love: I Love Sitting At My Desk, Staring At The Blank Screen, And Beginning That Conversation With My Imaginary Friends.

I Played Little League For One Year. That Was It. Then My Mother Realized I Liked Books And Threatened My Father. I Owe Her Forever For That.