Life Is An X-rated Soap Opera.

There's No Reason You Should Write Any Novel Quickly.

As It Was, Things Went From Bad To Worse, As They Often Will When Amateurs Are Involved In An Activity That They Perform In Bad Temper – Or In A Hurry.

Kids Are Perfect People Till Grownups Get Their Hands On Them.

Nothing Moves At The Hotel New Hampshire! We're Screwed Down Here-for Life!

Don't Forget This, Too: Rumors Aren't Interested In The Unsensational Story; Rumors Don't Care What's True.