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To Give Up My Job As A Temp And Actually Make A Living Doing Comedy, It Was Staggering.

I Am What You Call A Non-believer. I Don't Even Want To Say I'm An Atheist Because Frankly I Don't Want To Join Their Club Either. But The Point Is, I Am A Fallen Catholic, I'm Not Religious, And That's All Well And Good.

I Prefer Big Oprah. I Know Oprah Wants To Be Skinny Oprah, But Her Head Is Too Gigantic To Fit On A Skinny Body. She Has To Accept That, Like Kirstie Alley, She Was Meant To Be... Ahm... Voluptuous!

The Beauty About The D-list Is That People Who Are On It Probably Don't Know They Are.

I'm Basically Always On Tour.