Life Is A Terminal Disease, And It

I Think The Problem With People Like This Is That They Are So Stupid That They Have No Idea How Stupid They Are.

Who's Ever Going To Write A Film In Which I Get The Girl? Me!

I Want To Write A Book Which Is The History Of Comedy.

He Who Laughs Most, Learns Best.

We Don't Know Where We Get Our Ideas From. What We Do Know Is That We Do Not Get Them From Our Laptops.