Life Is A Series Of Dogs.

There Are Battered Husbands. Apparently This Happens When The Woman Is Real Big, The Man Is Very Small, And They Each Drink A Quart Of Whiskey A Day.

In Baseball The Object Is To Go Home! And To Be Safe! - I Hope I'll Be Safe At Home!

We Use Up Words Like 'spiritual' So Fast In This Culture. Twenty Years Ago Spiritual Had A Distinct Meaning. But Now There's A Lot Of Jack-off Thinkers Who Just Love To Talk About The Spiritual. And There Is A Lot Of Bogus - Is Bogosity A Word? It Should Be - A Lot Of Bogosity In These Spiritual Seekers. So You Have To Find Another Way To Express It. I Just Call It 'how I Fit'.

Every Day I Beat My Own Previous Record For The Number Of Consecutive Days I’ve Stayed Alive.

Republicans Have Been Trying To Get People To Work For No Pay For A Long Time.