Life Is A Party. Dress For It.

When The Chips Are Down, You Are Alone, And Loneliness Can Be Terrifying. Fortunately, I've Always Had A Chum I Could Call. And I Love To Be Alone. It Doesn't Bother Me One Bit. I’m My Own Company.

Promise Me One Thing: Don't Take Me Home Until I'm Drunk - Very Drunk Indeed.

I Am Not Beautiful. My Mother Once Called Me An Ugly Duckling. But,listed Separately, I Have A Few Good Features.

Well, It's Nice Being Top Banana In The Shock Department.

[on Her Unicef Work:] I'm Glad I've Got A Name, Because I'm Using It For What It's Worth. ... I Do Not Want To See Mothers And Fathers Digging Graves For Their Children.