Life Doesn't Imitate Art, It Imitates Bad

My Analyst Warned Me, But You Were So Beautiful I Got Another Analyst.

Since I Was A Kid, I Could Make Up Stories, I Could Make Up Funny Jokes And I Could Always Do It. When I'm Walking Down The Street Or Having Dinner, Ideas Will Hit Me, And I Write Them Down On Matchbooks Or Napkins And Throw Them In The Draw.

Usually, You Hire People That You Think Are Wonderful.

Child Molestation Is A Touchy Subject... Read The Papers! Half The Country's Doing It!

I Don't Want To Move To A City Where The Only Cultural Advantage Is Being Able To Make A Right Turn On A Red Light.