Life Delivered Me A Catastrophe, But I

I Have A Remarkably Normal Life.

Family Is Not An Important Thing. It's Everything.

I'm Glad I Don't Have A Drinking Problem,' I Confided, 'because I Don't Think I'd Ever Be Able To Quit.

Now I Feel And I Say All The Time That Vanity Is, Like, Long Gone. I'm Really Free Of Worrying About What I Look Like, Because It's Out Of My Shaky Hands. I Don't Control It. So Why Would I Waste One Second Of My Life Worrying About It?

I Saw A Birthday Card The Other Day, And It Said, "if You Didn't Know How Old You Were, How Old Would You Think You Were?" I Started Changing It In My Mind Right Away To, "if You Didn't Know How Sick You Were, How Sick Would You Think You Were?"