Life Deals From The Bottom, Sometimes, Doesn't

[to The Mother Of Two Unruly Children In A Restaurant After The Woman Said She Really Didn't Know What To Do With Her Children:] Have You Tried Infanticide?

Recently I Heard A 'wise Guy' Story That I Had A Party At My Home For Twenty-five Men. It's An Interesting Story, But I Don't Know Twenty-five Men I'd Want To Invite Ta A Party.

There Was A Saying Around Mgm: "norma Shearer Got The Productions, Greta Garbo Supplied The Art, And Joan Crawford Made The Money To Pay For Both".

I Absolutely Will Not Allow Anyone To Call Me Grandmother. They Can Call Me Auntie Joan, Dee-dee, Cho-cho, Anything But Grandmother. It Pushes A Woman Almost To The Grave.

Hollywood Is Like Life, You Face It With The Sum Total Of Your Equipment.