[librarians] Are Subversive. You Think They're Just

There's Nothing Pure About Capitalism.

I'm A Religious Fanatic? Yes, I Am, Actually.

I Rallied Against Clinton When He Was In Office. I Didn't Vote For Him In '96. I Didn't Vote For Gore In 2000.

Hey, Here's A Way To Stop Suicide Bombings - Give The Palestinians A Bunch Of Missile-firing Apache Helicopters And Let Them And The Israelis Go At Each Other Head To Head. Four Billion Dollars A Year To Israel - Four Billion Dollars A Year To The Palestinians - They Can Just Blow Each Other Up And Leave The Rest Of Us The Hell Alone.

As A Quiet Salute To Beavis And Butthead, I Held Up My Index Finger And Thumb In An "l"-the International Sign For Loser.