Liberal Doctrine: It Is Not Children Who

Pornography And Cooking Shows Have Created Two New Spectator Sports.

Alcohol Postpones Anxiety, Then Multiplies It.

The Interest In Wisdom Is Fading. Soon There Will Not Be Enough Left To Support The Aphorism, Even Though It Tries To Amuse By Half-mocking The Wisdom It Propounds.

Faith No Doubt Moves Mountains, But Not Necessarily To Where We Want Them.

Good Places For Aphorisms: In Fortune Cookies, On Bumper Stickers, And On Banners Flying Over The Palace Of Free Advice.