Liar: A Lawyer With A Roving Commission.

The Liberality Of One Who Has Much, In Permitting One Who Has Nothing To Get All That He Can.

Rational, Adj. Devoid Of All Delusions Save Those Of Observation, Experience And Reflection.

Mouth, N. In Man, The Gateway To The Soul; In Woman, The Outlet Of The Heart.

Peroration, N. The Explosion Of An Oratorical Rocket. It Dazzles, But To An Observer Having The Wrong Kind Of Nose Its Most Conspicuous Peculiarity Is The Smell Of The Several Kinds Of Powder Used In Preparing It.

Hash: There Is No Definition For This Word - Nobody Knows What Hash Is.