Liar: A Lawyer With A Roving Commission.

Cogito Cogito Ergo Cogito Sum -- "i Think That I Think, Therefore I Think That I Am;" As Close An Approach To Certainty As Any Philosopher Has Yet Made.

When Publicly Censured Our First Instinct Is To Make Everybody A Codefendant.

Love, N. A Temporary Insanity Curable By Marriage Or By Removal Of The Patient From The Influences Under Which He Incurred The Disorder.

Die: To Stop Sinning Suddenly.

Philosophy: A Route Of Many Roads Leading From Nowhere To Nothing.