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It's A Pleasure To Play My Sister Because Everything I've Accused Her Of My Whole Life, I Can Now Re-enact Before Her Eyes.

You Don't Mess With Janitors, First Of All, They Have Like 40 Keys, And 1 Is To A Closet You Don't Want To Be Inside Of.

I Don't Cook... I Don't Know How To Clean... There's May Be A Good Chance I'm An Alcoholic.

The Only Reason I Think I Would Marry A Foreigner Would Be To Have Kids With Weird Accents.

The Only People I Owe An Apology To Are My Dead Parents. Except My Father Because He's Still Alive.