Let The Rain Sing You A Lullaby.

Humor Is When The Joke's On You But Hits The Other Fellow First -- Before It Boomerangs.

It's Such A Bore Being Always Poor.

Cheap Little Rhymes A Cheap Little Tune Are Sometimes As Dangerous As A Sliver Of The Moon.

Wear It Like A Banner For The Proud? Not Like A Shroud.

Lawrence Has A Wonderful Hill In It, With A University On Top And The First Time I Ran Away From Home, I Ran Up The Hill And Looked Across The World: Kansas Wheat Fields And The Kaw River, And I Wanted To Go Some Place, Too. I Got A Whipping For It.