Let Me Tell You About My Family.

I Live In California, The Worst Place In The World For Fat People. There Are Three Of Us. They Have Us On Eight-hour Shifts, So It Works Out.

Azhar Usman Is A True Original And Will Laugh The Hate Right Out Of You.

We All Think We're Going To Get Out Of Debt.

I Felt Ashamed For What I Had Done. I Don't Have Any Excuses. I Did What I Did. I Take Full Responsibility For Myself And My Actions. I Wouldn't Pawn This Off On Anybody. I'm Sorry It Happened. And I Hurt People.

I Just Had A Throwaway Part, Really, If You Think About It. I'm Not A Natural Actor, You Know? I'm A Comedian, Through And Through. And I Really Love My Lines. Those Are The Lines I Want To Do.