Let Me Tell You About My Family.

Minnesotans Really Think They Run The Whole World, I Love That.

I'm Still Working! I Think Of All The Other Comics That Didn't Get The Light Shined On Them, Just Because It's Just How Fame Works, And It's Unfortunate. But There Are So Many Great Comics Out There Who Are Still Working, And I Still See Them.

I Just Had A Throwaway Part, Really, If You Think About It. I'm Not A Natural Actor, You Know? I'm A Comedian, Through And Through. And I Really Love My Lines. Those Are The Lines I Want To Do.

We All Think We're Going To Get Out Of Debt.

My Mom Was A Garage Sale Person, Save Money. Come On In To The Garage Sale, You Might Find A Shirt. She'd Get In That Garage Sale And Point Stuff Out To You. There's A Good Fork For A Nickel. Yeah, That's Beautiful. It's A Little High. If It Were Three Cents I'd Snap It Up.