Let Me Tell You About My Family.

I'm Washing Lettuce. Soon, I'll Be On Fries. In A Few Years, I'll Make Assistant Manager, And That's When The Big Bucks Start Rolling In.

I Think I'm A Better Actor Now. I Mean, I Really Think I Know A Lot About Acting Now. But I Didn't Know A Lot About Acting Then, In 80's, And I Never Knew How To Be Myself. I Never Knew How To Relax And Just Play It From Me. I Was Always Trying To Deliver A Line.

Many People Are Laughing When They See Me, But I'm Playing Mrs.baskets All Pristine. I'm Playing It Not-louie. I'm Not Being Louie. I'm Just Being The Character That I Think It Should Be. I Had To Make A Decision As To Whether I Was Going To Change My Voice Or Not, But We Decided For Me Not To Change My Voice, And I Think That Was The Best Thing Ever, Because I Think It Would've Made A Big Difference In The Character. I Don't Think It Would've Been As Good.

I Think Splash Made People Realize That I Was Still Alive, And I Think I Inspired A Lot Of People. I Have People Coming Up To Me All The Time In The Airport Saying, "hey, You Inspired Me To Learn How To Swim!" "you Inspired Me To Start Moving Around More." "you Inspired Me To Start Doing More For Myself." So That Was Good. But Mostly I Took It Because Nobody Had Given Me A Job. And You Know What Really Matters In Life, Right?

I Was A Terrible Actor. But John Hughes Liked Me, And He Encouraged Me. I Made Him Laugh, I Guess Is The Bottom Line, And Then He Gave Me That Part In Ferris Bueller's Day Off As The Flower Man. It's Just A Nothing Part In One Sense, But It's Such An Iconic Movie That People Will Ask Me From Time To Time, "are You In Ferris Bueller's Day Off?" "yeah."