Let Me Tell You About My Family.

I'm Washing Lettuce. Soon, I'll Be On Fries. In A Few Years, I'll Make Assistant Manager, And That's When The Big Bucks Start Rolling In.

I'm Still Working! I Think Of All The Other Comics That Didn't Get The Light Shined On Them, Just Because It's Just How Fame Works, And It's Unfortunate. But There Are So Many Great Comics Out There Who Are Still Working, And I Still See Them.

I've Been In Vegas. That's Where You Get Into The Money Thing. Boy, You Get Greedy In Vegas, You Know. That's The Only Place That You Can Bet $25, Get It Up To $500 And Refuse To Quit.

I'm Washing Lettuce. Soon, I'll Be On Fries. In A Few Years, I'll Make Assistant Manager, And That's When The Big Bucks Start Rolling In.

I Had Been Asking The Universe And God To Send Me A Way For Me To Help Me. Show Business Has Been So Wonderful To Me, And It Came In The Form Of That. Its Just So Funny How Things Come Into Your Life, And If You Take A Chance On Them, It Might Give You A Brand New Life.