Lawyer, N. One Skilled In Circumvention Of

Lead, N. A Heavy Blue-gray Metal Much Used In Giving Stability To Light Lovers - Particularly To Those Who Love Not Wisely But Other Men's Wives.

No Country Is So Wild And Difficult But Men Will Make It A Theater Of War.

Satiety, N. The Feeling That One Has For The Plate After He Has Eaten Its Contents, Madam.

Phonograph, N. An Irritating Toy That Restores Life To Dead Noises.

Martyr, One Who Moves Along The Line Of Least Reluctance To A Desired Death.