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You Want To Give People A Reason To Hate My Guts More? I'm Making More Money.

I'd Rather Laugh With The Sinners Than Cry With The Saints - The Sinners Are Much More Fun.

I Compare Songwriting To Childbirth. How Many Kids Can You Have Before Your Uterus Explodes?

All She Wanted Was Sax.

Where Have You Been Hanging Out Lately Honey? You Can't Dress Trashy 'til You Spend A Lot Of Money.