Laughter Is The Best Creative Medicine.

I Was Always A Sports Nut But I've Lost Interest Now In Whether One Bunch Of Mercenaries In North London Is Going To Beat Another Bunch Of Mercenaries From West London.

Other People, You Know, Put A Latex Rubber On, You Know, To Become Sexually Excited. There's So Much I Don't Understand.

What I've Always Wanted To Do Is Be As Funny As Possible.

If God Did Not Intend For Us To Eat Animals, Then Why Did He Make Them Out Of Meat?

Some Actors, I Think, Want To Feel That They Are As Creative As The Writer. And The Answer Is, Frankly, They're Not.