Laughter Is The Best Creative Medicine.

Bureaucrats Shouldn't Be In Charge Of Comedy.

Wine Is Wonderful Stuff. But So Many People Are Put Off By The Snobbery Of It.

Naturally, People's Image Is Of A Performer, But The Reality Of It Is The Writing For Me Has Always Been The Most Important Thing And The Most Rewarding Thing.

When People Say 'i'm Not A Prude, But ...' What They Mean Is 'i Am A Prude, And ...'.

No Hope For Planet At All. But I Will Be Gone Before The Planet Is Gone, So It's Your Problem.