Laughter Is The Best Creative Medicine.

Political Correctness Is A Bit Like A Granny, A Maiden Aunt Arriving At A Party When Everyone's Having A Good Time. And She Comes In, They All Start Sort Of Buttoning Up And Becoming Self-conscious And Behaving Properly And Then When She Leaves, You Can Have Fun Again.

Sense Of Humor Is So Much More Subjective Than Anyone Believes.

You Can't Make Christ Funny. He's Self-aware, He's Too Flexible Within The Situation. It's Rigidity, It's When The Ego Takes Over And The Behavior Becomes Inappropriate That It Becomes Funny.

If God Did Not Intend For Us To Eat Animals, Then Why Did He Make Them Out Of Meat?

I Think That Money Spoils Most Things, Once It Becomes The Primary Motivating Force.