Laughter Is Just A Slowed Down Scream

Creativity Is The Ability To See Relationships Where None Exist.

So, Without Saying Anything To The Others, It Made Its Way To The Farthest Corner Of The Meadow And Began To Toast An Imaginary Muffin. That Was Always The Best Way To Unwind When Things Got To Be Too Much For It.

Thought Is A Disease Of The Brain. The Mind Defends Itself Against The Degenerative Process Of Creativity; It Begins To Jell; Notions Solidify Into Inalterable Systems.

But Before Any Of The Small Appliances Who May Be Listening To This Tale Should Begin To Think That They Might Do The Same Thing, Let Them Be Warned: Electricity Is Very Dangerous. Never Play With Old Batteries! Never Put Your Plug In A Strange Socket! And If You Are In Any Doubt About The Voltage Of The Current Where You Are Living, Ask A Major Appliance.

Sameness Is What Marketers Want Us To Want.