Laughing Brains Are More Absorbent.

Very Good Cooks Who Are Employed As 'chefs' Rarely Refer To Themselves As 'chefs.' They Refer To Themselves As 'cooks.'

I'm Like A Really Goofy Home Ec Teacher.

The Turkey - My Number One Thing That People Don't Get Is Take That Sucker Out Of The Refrigerator About Three Hours Before You Plan On Cooking It.

Unless Your Kid Is Pele Jr., They're Not Going To Be Able To Feed Themselves From Soccer. If Your Kid Knows How To Play Soccer, But Not Make Dinner, You Have Done Them A Disservice.

I Can’t Talk About Anything Or Write About Anything If I Don’t Understand It. So A Lot Of The Stuff That I Go Through And A Lot Of The Time That I Spend Is Understanding.