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Although I Don't Take Myself Very Seriously, I Do Take My Work Extraordinarily Seriously.

I Looked For A Very Long Time, Knowing That It Had To Happen, But It Took Me A Long Time To Find Someone With The Same Background And Whatnot And I Finally Found Him

You Know Most Of The Food That Americans Hold So Dear - Things Like Hamburgers And Hot Dogs - Were Road Food, But Even Before They Were Road Food, They Were Peasant Food.

I Found That If I Offered To Cook For A Girl, My Odds Improved Radically Over Simply Asking A Girl Out. Through My Efforts To Attract The Opposite Sex, I Found That Not Only Did Cooking Work, But That It Was Actually Fun.

Laminated Lettuce ... Perfect For Holiday Gift Giving.