Lampoon Was A Very Collegial Operation, Though

I Bought My First House Because Of Animal House.

The Neo-hippie-dips, The Sentimentality-crazed Iguana Anthropomorphizers, The Chicken Littles, The Three-bong-hit William Blakes- Thank God These People Don't Actually Go Outdoors Much, Or The Environment Would Be Even Worse Than It Is Already.

The Question Nowadays Is Not What Makes Government Work. The Question Is How Do We Make It Stop.

The Problem Isn't A Congress That Won't Cut Spending Or A President Who Won't Raise Taxes. The Problem Is An American Public With A Bottomless Sense Of Entitlement To Federal Money.

The Three Branches Of Government: Money, Television, And Bullshit