Knowing Comedy Is Knowing Human Nature.

All The Truly Great Stand-ups Say, "i Go Onstage, And I Work On Jokes. The Inspiration Will Happen While I'm Doing My Work." To Me, In The End, The Surest Thing Is Work.

I Think Right Now Is The Best Time For Stand-up, Ever. I Sincerely Do.

You Have To Be Ruthless With Yourself, In Terms Of Being Honest About What Is Working And What Is Not.

I Have To Drink This Much To Be As Unfunny As You.

George Bush Is Not Stupid. He's Evil. Ok? There's A Huge Difference Between Stupid And Evil.