Knowing Comedy Is Knowing Human Nature.

Knock On Wood, My Groupies Tend To Be Very Artistic, Creative People - Sometimes Way More Creative Than I Am.

I Think The Kind Of Person That Gravitates Toward New York Is A Person That's Not So Much Focused On Controlling Exactly How They Appear And How They Exit. They're More Fascinated With The Process.

Zombies Can't Believe The Energy We Waste On Nonfood Pursuits.

You Saw A Lot Of Guys, Especially In The Early '90s, Whose Acts Were A Pitch For A Sitcom. A Lot Of Them Were Very Funny, But There's Nothing Worse Than Watching Comedians Or Musicians Who Are Up There And Are Doing Something They're Not Interested In.

Growing Up There Are Always Those Kids Who Are Only Happy When They Are Making Someone Else Upset. That Is Unfortunately Just How Some People Are. And Their Parents Were Fine. Some People Are Just Born With Bad Wiring.