Know When To Lie To Your Kids.

There's Certain Classes You Have To Take, Certain Things You Have To Do, Certain Money You Must Have. Then, If You Listen To The Counselors And Social Workers And Everybody Else Talking At You, You Would Think That Once You Got Out Of High School And College, Life Would Be Beautiful. But It's Not.

You Don't Get Respect If You Don't Deserve It.

Nobody Needs A Movie To Give Them An Idea.

The More Information You Have, The Better You Will Be.

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