Knock Knock. Who's There? The Truth. No

No Matter How You Were Born, No Matter How You Identify, I Want To Be Clear That I Would Be Proud To Grind You Up And Eat You.

Now You'll Have To Wait For Hours In Line For Medical Care Instead Of Immediately Not Getting Any.

If Germans Are Happy It Means Everyone Else Is Miserable.

Senator Kerry Does Not Support Our Troops. If He Had Won The Election, There Wouldn't Be Any Troops Left In Iraq. President Bush, On The Other Hand, Has Given Our Troops An Opportunity To Fight Without End. That's Creating Jobs. In Fact, The President's Policies Helped Create 104 More Job Openings Last Month. Now Who's Stupid, Senator?

Status Is Always Ripe For Satire, Status Is Always Good For Comedy.