Kissing Someone Out Of Pity Is Always

Spring Is Always Cruel, With Its False Promise Of Resurrection.

Now, Mama, Papa, And Sir," Said Ramses, "please Withdraw To The Farthest Corner And Crouch Down With Your Backs Turned. It Is As I Feared; We Will Never Break Through By This Method. The Walls Are Eight Feet Thick. Fortunately I Brought Along A Little Nitroglycerin--" "oh, Good Gad," Shrieked Inspector Cuff.

Is Is Difficult To Be Angry With A Gentleman Who Pays You Compliments, Even Impertinent Compliments. Especially Impertinent Compliments.

When Emotion Supersedes Reason ... Gullibility Must Follow.

A Fondness For Martyrdom, Especially Of The Verbal Variety, Is Common To The Young.