Kinsey Was Never A Lawyer. She's Strictly

If I'd Been Listening Closely, I'd Have Caught The Sound Of The Gods Having A Great Big Old Tee-hee At My Expense.

I Started Writing Seriously When I Was 18, Wrote My First Novel When I Was 22, And I've Never Stopped Writing Since.

Some People Can't See The Color Red. That Doesn't Mean It Isn't There.

Beware The Dark Pool At The Bottom Of Our Hearts. In Its Icy, Black Depths Dwell Strange And Twisted Creatures It Is Best Not To Disturb.

When All Else Fails, Cleaning House Is The Perfect Antidote To Most Of Life's Ills.