King Solomon, Who Said To His Thousand

Some Of The Most Famous People In History Never Got A Dinner!

George Burns, What A Man. He Read In The Paper That It Takes Ten Dollars A Year To Support A Kid In India. So He Sent His Kids There.

Moses, Who Said To The Children Of Israel, Wear Your Galoshes; I Never Did This Trick Before. Never Got A Dinner!

Julius Caesar's Wife, Who Said To Julius, We Are Not Naming Our Son Sid! Never Got A Dinner!

Venus De Milo's Mother, Who Once Said To Venus, You Never Call Me. Can't You Pick Up A Phone? Never Got A Dinner!