Kids Do Say The Darndest Things

I Eat A Lowfat Diet, Think Positively, Get Exercise Every Day.

A Preacher Was Operated On For A Hernia. As This Was About The Time Of The First World War He Was Given Ether. As He Was Coming Out Of The Anesthetic A Fire Broke Out In The Building Next Door. As The Flames Began To Show Through The Hospital Windows The Nurse Pulled The Shades Down. She Didn't Want The Preacher To Think His Operation Had Been A Failure.

A Finished Product Is One That Has Already Seen Its Better Days.

Diplomacy - The Art Of Jumping Into Trouble Without Making A Splash.

No One Can Keep From Aging, But There Is No Need To Grow Old.