Kids Always Act Up The Most Before

If You're The President You Only Have Two Jobs: Peace And Money.

Whenever I Go Out With Other Married Couples, I Like To Bring Along A Single Crackhead. Just To Spice Things Up.

Men Lie The Most, Women Tell The Biggest Lies... A Man's Lie Is, "i'm At Tony House, I Was At Kenny House!" A Woman Lie Is Like, "it's Your Baby!"

I Think Anybody In Front Of A Crowd Is A Comedian.

A Sense Of Humor Is Great - It Goes A Long, Long Way In A Marriage.